“I’m here. Hello. I am waiting for you. I need to tell you about Christmas future. Where are you?” Terra said.
“Ummm. Hi. I’m the narrator of the story, and you do realize tomorrow is New Year’s Eve, like you are a week late.”
“All that matters is that I am here, bitch.” Terra said.
I should let you know that the story is over, and everything calmed down.
“Oh honey, that is where you are wrong. You see this story is just beginning. Sit back and prepare yourself for something that’s never been told before.” Terra responded.
The Holidays will never be the same again.
Happy Holidays from all of us at Random Evolved. And we have a huge announcement coming to start the new year.