Fast Food Review: Arby’s Chicken Nuggets

I am not a fan of fast-food chicken nuggets. I know saying that is blasphemy in some circles. But most nugs have this weird after taste. (Burger King, We are looking at you.) So, this past weekend for the wife’s birthday, decided to venture out into the world and eat some nuggets that were not from McDonald’s and Wendys. So, today we are reviewing one of the two locations with nuggets as a new offering. So today we are reviewing Arby’s Chicken Nuggets.

Arby’s slogan is ‘we have the meats’ and after eating these nuggets, I wish they would have kept this meat tucked away in the back of the frozen pits of freezer hell.

First, let’s talk some positive. The nuggets were chicken, I think. And I am done.

Ok, biggest gripe I had with these. I am not sure what the ingredients are in Arby’s Breading for their nugs, but somehow the chemical reaction inside my mouth hole gave me a squeaking feeling. I am not sure how to word that any better. I literally could feel and slightly hear the breading squeak as I am eating it. It’s as if the egg wash also was made with small hint of Dawn Dishwashing Soap. I am not sure how this even happens in the real world. And let’s talk Tangy BBQ sauce, Arby’s promote the sauce as the best dipping sauce for their squeak nugs. And I opened that packet container to find nothing but a putrid rotting type smell. Needless to say, that BBQ sauce is terrible.

And it may sound like I am dragging Arby’s thru the mud, but I love their Curly fries, the roast beef sandwiches are good. Something about their chicken breading is just off. It leaves a lot to be desired.

I am giving the Arby’s Chicken Nugget rating of 1 Nugget out 10.

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